Well, if you can get one to stop tunneling at 100 feet per day and talk to you, then you will find a really cool guy behind those sunglasses.

Moles dig for fun but work for a living at the arcade or amusement park. Their employers like them because of their endless energy, and because they will work for worms.

The moles live in an underground world. There, they keep their hair slicked back and their finger nails sharp for digging. Their underground life is another story for another time.